ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

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jesuschristvevo:

you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here

(via stonerwilson)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via stonerwilson)

lameborghini:

mmm yeah avoid me harder oooo

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